Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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