how can u be prego again
Pants 0. Shit 1.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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