To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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