Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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