dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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