Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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