I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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