i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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