Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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