Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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