MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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