Pappa wants mamma naked
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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