Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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