I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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