If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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