OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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