Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I forget how to act sober
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