Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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