I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You need a sexual gate keeper
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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