Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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