I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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