i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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