sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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