took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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