Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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