i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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