she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
