everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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