If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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