Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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