There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful