Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Damn victory sex feels great
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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