Porn is love you can see.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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