check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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