Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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