you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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