This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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