it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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