I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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