so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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