all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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