I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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