i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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