First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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