Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
