I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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