Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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