am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Randomize
