i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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