like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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