Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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