I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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