i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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