Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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