wanna go halves on a baby?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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