Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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