and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize