She said her name was "party"
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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