margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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