Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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